Chris, I laughed hysterically through this whole piece! Bravo!

But this- I gotta tell you, even YOU haven’t had your kid long enough to get long-term perspective. Buyer’s remorse is still possible when they’re 35! Of course, by then they are way past their ‘best by’ date and no one else wants them either so you’re stuck with them. If the positive column is longer than the negative column at this point you count yourself lucky!

Thanks for the laugh today. I think you got this. Carry on. 😊