I laughed all the way through this. I went through the same thing when I was getting married at 53. No one makes wedding dresses for middle aged brides. I finally found a woman in Romania on Etsy who custom made the perfect dress for $650! My friends all thought I was insane but it ended up being perfect.
I’m glad you found your dress. Sounds wonderful. Try to relax and start writing a novel or something while you’re waiting for June! 😊